Sandra Bullock Is Not in the Mood to Get Slimed

Smith / Symons / Pacific Coast News

Where in the world is Sandra Bullock? No one knows for sure. But we know where she won't be, and that's at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards tomorrow.
Reports had been circulating that the laid-back slimefest just might be the perfect forum for Bullock to mount her return to the public stage, a rumor further fueled by the fact that the can't-lose Oscar winner is also a nominee at Saturday's show.
But this time around the speculation proved to be unfounded, as a rep for Jesse James' much, much better half confirms to E! News that the actress will not only not be attending tomorrow's festivities, but that she never had any intention to RSVP.
And yes, she means even before Bombshellgate broke.
All of which means Bullockwatch will continue apace.
The much-staked-out actress has inspired more alleged sightings than Elvis in recent days, all while continuing to outfox paparazzi (Jesse, take some notes) and lay low.
And while the now-daily arrival to her Hollywood Hills home of assistants at least seems to point to a possible location, wherever the star is, she has so far successfully managed to stay out of the public eye. And more power to her for it.
As for tomorrow's show, Bullock may not be attending, but she could still end up a winner, vying against Miley Cyrus, Megan Fox and Zoe Saldana for the Best Actress prize.
So while we may not know where Sandra is, we don't exactly blame her for laying low.